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Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Hum mugal hain google nai

Akbar:batao k hum dushman ko kiun nai dhondh pa rahe hain?


Semapati:kiun ke maharag hum mugal hain google nai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki Qaza Namaz

Pathan ne apni Qaza Namaz ada krny
ki sochi
Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat
ki
2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
4 November 1996
5:20 purana time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha

Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha?Chaman:
Pata nahi sir.
Teacher: Padhai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa
chalegaa…
Chaman: Sir aap battayiye… Naman kaun hai?
Teacher: Pata nahi.
Student: Apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata
chalega…..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pyar me Zuban chup ho

Pyar me
Zuban
chup ho to
Ankhen
Bolti H

Ankhen
chup hon to
Hont
Bolte H

Hont
chup ho to
Dil Bolta H
Or agr Dil
chup ho to
.

.

.

Molvi bolta H
“4 takbeer namaz-e-jnaza frz-e-kfaya”
“ALLAH O AKBAR”
GAME OVER!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan ne apni Qaza Namaz ada krny ki sochi
Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki
2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
4 November 1996
5:20 purana time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki... 2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha: Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki… 2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan ki qaza namaz

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar - See more at: http://www.tafreehmella.com/threads/pathan-funny-jokes-collection.79385/#sthash.zVQBoM48.dpuf

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A girl was thirsty.

A girl was thirsty.

She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her

She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao

JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?

SUBMITTED BY: Syed Muhammad Akbar

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 admi k hath

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR”kehte thay
Socho Q?
.
Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee
Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR”kehte thay

Socho Q?

.

Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee

Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Qaza Namaz

Pathan ne apni Qaza Namaz ada krny ki sochi
Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki

2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
4 November 1996
5:20 purana time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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