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computer sy jang

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Biwi ki aadi tedi bate

Santa : yaar Biwi ki aadi tedi bate sun sunke mera man aisa karta he, ke use chhat se niche fenk duu :(
par me aisa nahi kar sakta :(

banta : kyo bhai ?? wo jyada hi moti he kya???

Santa : Nahi yaar , Sochta hu ki Agar wo chudeil bach gayi to mera kya hoga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy & girl playing Ludo

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4 ya 5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

Girl: What?
Acha aur agar 6 aya to?

Boy: Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya.6 aya tu dubara bari

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki

Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .

MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Agar Gandhiji Don Hote

Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete- Humare sir par bal ane ka intezar to 11 Dukano k hajaam kar rahe hai, par wo nahi jane k bal k aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kutta Kaat Lega

Kutta Kaat Lega In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other

Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..

Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi

Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi?

Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longi

Girl: agar me mar gayi to?

Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rahlonga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy & girl playing Ludo

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4 ya 5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

Girl: What?
Acha aur agar 6 aya to?

Boy: Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya.6 aya tu dubara bari.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Banhi tez nikli

Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .

MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Army Ka Interview Dene Gaya

Santa Army ka Interview dene gaya
Army Man:Agar Maidan Mein

Tumhare Paas Goliyan Khatam Ho Jaye To Kya Karoge?

Santa:Janab, Mein Awazen Nikalunga ... Dhishkoon ... Dishkoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Muna bhai to circuit

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?

CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
khatarnak Bomb

Police:Humein Ap k ghar ki talashi leni hy,pta chala hy k apke ghr main khatarnak Bomb hy.
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Sardar:Khabar to pakki hy
magar aj woh Maikey gai hui hy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Main fail hona chahti hun

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Qulo k sath valima

“Sheikh ki wife:

Agar main marr gai to kitne arse baad shadi kro gey?

Sheikh:

Meri koshish hogi k kulown wali Biryani mein Valima bhi ho jaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pyar kya hota hai

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota ha..

farz karo

larka=cement

Larki=rait

love=pani

ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge

lekin

agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta

Larki (hans k):

Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdur lagta hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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