Biwi Ki Soch Mian BV Apny Kamry Mein Khamosh Bethy Thy

BV Ki Soch: Kiu Ye Mujh Se Bat Nhi Kr Rhy? Kiya Ye Dosri Shadi K Bary Mein Soch Rhy Hein? Kiya Ye Kisi Aur Ko Chahty Hein? Kiya Mein Moti Ho Gai Hn?

Shohar Ki Soch: Agar Is Se Bat Ki To Kahin Paisy Hi Na Mang Le ..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 902 views

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Speeding Ticket

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely

if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardaro ki jori

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? 2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Height of dreaming:

Height of dreaming:
Last Night Bill Gates
came in my dream and said
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Yaar Farhan…
teray pas windows xp ki CD hai?
kal wapas kar dun ga…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend: Kal Mera Birthday Hai

Girlfriend: “Kal Mera Birthday Hai”

Boyfriend: “In Advance, Happy Birthday”

Girlfriend: “Vese Kya Gift Doge?”

Boyfriend: “Kya Chahiye?”

Girlfriend: “Ring”

Boyfriend: “Ring Dunga, Par Please Phone Uthana Matt, Balance Kam Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)