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Ek aadmi ki biwi kho gayi

Ek aadmi ki biwi kho gayi, vo Ram ke mandir gaya,

Bhagwan ne kaha paas ke Hanuman mandir jao,

Meri bhi unhone dhundi thi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale

Ek mandir mein buri niyat wale gayab ho jate
the ,Shahrukh gaya Shahrukh gayab,
Saif gaya, Saif gayab, Aamir gaya, Aamir gayab,
Mallika Sherawat gayi, Bhagwan

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sandal nikalu kya?

Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?



Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ladki perpose kerni ke sab se safe jegha

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah
konsi he?
Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?
B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Welcome

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
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Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal
Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya
hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I Love You!

Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha.

Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke 'I Love You' zaroor kahega aur apne prem ka izhaar karega. Usne raat ko apne mobile pe 'I Love You' likha aur us ladki ke number pe SMS send kar diya.

Jaise hi vo sone laga tabhi uske mobile pe ek message aaya lekin usne decide kiya ki vo messages subah uth kar, naha kar, mandir se vaapas aa kar hi message check karega.

Raat bhar vo us ladki ke sapne dekhta raha. Isi chakkar mein subah bhi jaldi uth gaya aur nahakar mandir chala gaya. Mandir se aate hi usne mobile uthaya aur message pada.

Message the:
A/C balance is insufficient.

Main bal is Rs. 0.08.

Msg can not be send.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya.

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya.

subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aadat Ha Bhai Aadat Ye

1 bhikhari ki lotry lag gyi to vo 1 mandir bnvata h.

2nd bikhari- yar tu mandir kyun bnva rha h?

1st bikhari- qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ik admi ki bivi kho gyae

Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye.
Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki.
Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole:
“Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.”
Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
1 child wrote letter 2 Shiv g

1 child wrote letter 2 Shiv g
Dear Shiv
plz mujhe 1 cycle de do
mujhe isaki bhut jrurat h
7 din me cycle n milane par wo mandir gya
or Ganesh ji ki murti utha laya or Shiv g ko letter likha
MR SHIV
Aapka beta mere kabje me h agr apna beta chahiye to kal 12PM mandir k piche cycle le k aa jana

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek mandir tha

Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale ghayab ho jate
the.

Imran hashmi gaya
Imran ghayab,

Salman khan
gaya
Salman ghayab,

Katrina kaif gyi to
Bhagwan ghayeb:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bhagwaan Ko Blackmail

Ek Bar Ek Bachhe Ne Shiv Ji Bhagwan Se Prayer Ki.

Bachha: Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Ek Cycle De Do

Esa Lagatar Ek Hafta Karne Par Bhi Kuch Nahi Hua

To Agle Din Vo Mandir Mein Gaya Aur Ganesh Ji Ki Moorti Utha Le Aaya

Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.

Bachha: Agar Bacha Chahiye To Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek mandir tha

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the
Imran hashmi gaya
Imran gayab

salman khan
gaya
salman gayab

veena malik gai

Bhagwan gayeb:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Mandir Mein

Ek Aadmi Mandir Mein Bhagwan Ke Samne Jakar Bola.
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li,
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di Hai
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To De Kar Bhool Gaya Kya…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladko Ka Dil Mandir Ki Tarah Pavitra Hota Hai

Aapko Pata Hai – Ladko Ka Dil Mandir Ki Tarah Pavitra Hota Hai,

Isliye To, Jab Ladke “I Love You” Kahte Hai,

To Ladkiyaan Apni Sandal Utar Leti Hai.

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