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A man went to his lawyer

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Rs5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only Rs 500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Wakeel

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Kon saala kehta hai

Judge:u r crossing the limits.
Lawyer:kon saala aisa kehta hai.
Judge:how dare you call me saala?

Lawyer:my lord,i said kon sa law kehta hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
TRUE MOTHER IN LAW

print this page close window Joke True Mother-in-Law Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
ry karo ke umar qaid ho

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Black and Brown

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A Doberman pinscher.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 p

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
BEAUTIFULL

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
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After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Omer qaid

Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye
Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho,
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo,
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After Case
Qatil: Kya Howa?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi,
Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
An Honest Politician and A Generous Lawyer

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.

Which one picked it up?
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Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Qatil Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye

Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho,
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Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo,
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After Case
Qatil: Kya Howa?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi,

Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Lawer fees

A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee
schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his
papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58
cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule,"
retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
In what way are a lawyer

In what way are a lawyer and a boxing referee different?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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