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Jahz

Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira, jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &

Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao, ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Allama Iqbal

Aik daffa bas main cricket team ke kuch khalari safar kar rehy the or apas main lar jhagar rehy the. Aik buzargan ki waja se bohot guse main the jab in se raha na gya to uth kar bole. Allama Iqbal ne such hi kaha tha.

Utha ke phenk do gali main bahir
Nai tehzeeb ke annde hain gande

Aik khalari khara ho kar bola” baba jee Allama Iqbal ne ye us waqt kaha tha jab aap jawan the, hum to us waqt peda hi nahi hoye the.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husbund Ko Itraaz Nah ho

Ek larka aur ek larki date per jaatai hain. Dono bhohut hi romantic mood mai hotai hain. Larki nai phir barai pyaar se larke sai poocha,

"kya tum shadi ke baad bhi mujse itna pyaar kero gai" Larkai nah jawab diya "haan agar tumhare husband koh itraaz nah ho to"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum Kiya Karo Ge?

Wife: Agar mai gum ho Jaon to Tum Kiya Karo Ge?

Husband: Mai Akhbar me Add Donga!

Wife: Kiya Add do ge? Husband: "JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naswar

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by ashfaq (few years ago!)
Lalu-Rabri Funny Riddle

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.

Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint to do?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chay ka maza

SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -

BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”

ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aapke Rs 5000 bach gaye....

boy - papa aapne mujhse kaha tha k agar main paas ho gaya to aap mujhe 5000 Rs denge.

father - haan kaha tha

boy - to aapke liye khush khabri hai, aapke 5000 Rs bach gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kaliya n Peeliya putting bomb

Kaliya & Peeliya ek car me bomb laga rahe the .

Peeliya - agar bomb lagate samay phat gaya to kya hoga .

Kaliya - do'nt worry ! Mere paas ek aur bomb hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna and his Patient

Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.

Patient: Kyun???

Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Insan Ban Jao

Agar Koi Aap ko Kahy...


"Oye Insaan Ban Jao"

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Baqi Allah Ki Marzi.

by Yasir Shahzad (few years ago!)
mazaq ki bhi aik had hoti hai

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND
Pagal kahe gussa na hona
Jahil kahe to b cool rahna
Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to
rakh k chamat marna Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aesa hota to

teacher;Agar sache dil se Rab' se dua ki jae to woh zaror pori hoti hai...!
Studendt'Rehne de Miss.....Agar aesa hota to aap meri Bewi hotien....!

by Waheed Goraya (few years ago!)
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