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Sath Mein Free Thode Dunga

Ek Baar Ek Pathan Amrood Bech Raha Tha.

Ek Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola: “Agar Amrud Mein Se Keeda Nikla To?”

Pathan: “To Saaf Baat Hai, Hum Keede Ke Alag Se Paise Lega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
zameen gol hai

Bap:beta!agar tum mehnat karo ge to tumhari shohrat dunya ke charo
kono main pehl jaye gi...Beta:lekin master sahab to keh rehy the ke zamin gol
hay

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
bagla

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
curcit

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Plastic Surgery karwana

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Band Ho Jaye Ga

Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?

Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.

Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Irada Pakka Ho To Sab Mil Sakta Hai

Teacher Class Mein Lecture Dete Hue Kehti Hai.

Teacher: “Agar Irada Pakka Ho To Jo Hasil Karna Chaho Woh Zarur Milta Hai”

Student: “Rehne Dein Miss, Aagar Aisa Hota To Aap Meri Miss Nahi Misses Hote“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
AQAL MAND PATHAN

Pathan ki bike Gum hogai
Woh khushi Me nachne Laga
1 Aadmi Ne poocha isme
khushi ki kya bat hy

Pathan: yara agar hum bike pe
betha Hota To Ham B Gum ho jata.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
two sardar


1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
sardar to sales man

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
sardar

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.

Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Banta Agar Yeh Ladki Meri

Santa: Banta Agar Yeh Ladki Meri Naa Hui Toh Mein Kisi Ke Na Hone Dunga!!

Banta: Santa! Yaar Tu Sahi Keh Raha Hai! Par Agar Yeh Teri Ho Gaaaye Toh Sabki Hone Dega!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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