Meri Shadi Kerwa Do

Ek Lahori Ka Beta Parhaai Me Bilkul Daffor Tha.

Us ny Apny Baap Se Kaha:
Abba, Me ny Agay Nai Parhna,
Meri Shadi Kerwa Do.

Baap:
Puttar Teri Marzi,
Ya Aenj Rul,
Ya O'nj Rul..;-p

by lescol (few years ago!) / 477 views
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