School and College; 1241 Jokes

Teacher:-"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"

Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?
Girl: andhe ho kia?Chal to rAha hai,,
Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao,<
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O teri kher_/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka nia treqa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Student

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish Mujhe jala dena ya
dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, mein
tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabrpar girls
hostel bana dena!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Father to son: How did you write your exam?

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know,
so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 student ne MBA ka form

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman'
se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi
yahan se MBA kia hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hotahai?

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota
hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke
numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO
ke

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Xtra Sheet Please

Xtra Sheet Please
Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k
sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.
Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai XTRA
SHEET PLZ

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hotahai?

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota
hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke
numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO
ke

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?

Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur
Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna
Kehte Hen"!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Phatan ki English

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban
Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha
Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
College Ki Ladki

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho
Gai hai.:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Me School nahi jaunga

Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher

Teacher : who is the
father of ibn-e-sena ? After thinking
Pathan student replied : JOHN SENA.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Height of HOPE

Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
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"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aaj tum late kion aye

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

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