School and College; 1241 Jokes

William Cheater

"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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(William Cheater)

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Jawani or Burhapa

Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Dad to son

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
William kaamchor

The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
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(William kaamchor )

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Time will Pass

An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
.
"Time will pass, But will you…….??"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Student to Watchman

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
.
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Three reasons to give Exams

Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Good answer

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
The most funniest situation in student's life

The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday

'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta
hai?
Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Techer Sardar Say

Techer Sardar Say: "Koi Aisa Jumla Banao Jis Mein
"Magar" 2 Dafa Istemaal Hua Ho
Sardar: "Wo Merey Aagey Chal Rahi Thi Aur Mein
Us Ke Magar Magar".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
computer teacher to sadar

computer teacher to sardar: which are 3 latest
versions of java?
sardar: marjava, mitjava and lutjava

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: urdu mein translate karo

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”
Student:
“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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