Height of Good Luck

Height of Good Luck
Teacher: Hey you, Stand up And tell Me 2 pronouns
Student: Who, Me?
Teacher: Very Good Sit-down..:-)

by lescol (few years ago!) / 640 views
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Sardar Jokes In Hindi - Funny-jokes
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ghar nain ag lag gai

MOLU:Ghar me aag lag
gayi, aag lag gayi
GOLU:Mujhe kya
MOLU: Bevkoof! Tere
ghar me lagi hai
GOLU: Fir tujhe kya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardarji Ka Dhaba

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain.

Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Funny Laloo: Shaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If you will try

Girl: If you will try to kiss me to main shor macha
Boy: Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sardar looking at sky asks

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea, Im new to this city..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwian lar peri

Pathan Ki 2 Biwian Lar Pari
Ik Boli: Aj Sunday Hy.
Dosri Boli: Nahi Aj Monday Hy.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola :
Hum Kya Pagal Hai
Jo Jumaa Parh Ke Aya Hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aik gareeb larke ki shadi

1 Garib Ladke ki shadi ho rahi thi
Pandit- Kaho mai apna sab kuch
apni Biwi ko deta hu..
Piche se awaz aayi-
"Lo bhai,
Bechare ki cycle bhi Gyi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon

Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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