School and College; 1241 Jokes
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,
Last bench students:
We are not able to hear you SIR,
Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu LKG Mein Padhta Tha, Ek Baar Lagataar Chaar Din Se School Late Aane Par Madam Ne Kaha.
Madam: “Pappu, Tum Itne Late School Kyun Aate Ho?”
Pappu: “Mam, Aap Na Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kara Kare, Bachhe Galat Samajhte Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Class Mein Hindi Ki Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Boka
Madam: “Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral”
Pappu: “Maine Use Phone Kara Wo So Rahi Thi, Phir Baad Mein Usne Muje Phone Kra Main So Raha Tha.”
“Moral: Jaisi Karni Vaisi Bharni“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard,
But A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall And Shouts.
“Oye, Checking Wale Aa Gaye Apni-Apni Parchiyaan Chhupa Lo“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawah Puchha
Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?”
Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi”
Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?”
Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.
Ek Ladka: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher :Isko Hindi ME Convert Karo
hey friend look a beautiful Girlis standing there".
Student: "wo dekho Saalo Tumhari BhappiKhad Hai."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher in Class room: Hey Rahul, apne baaju wale ko utha.
Rahul: Tune sulaya hai tu hi utha. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam Ke Din Ek Student Exam Se Pahle Jor Se Chillaya.
Hey Bhagwan Uthale Mujhko
Exam Ke Baad Vapas Bhej Dena
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,
“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”
His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”
The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”
Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”
Little Boy: “Yes”
Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,
Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”
The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Engineering Collage Se Tum Kya Samajhte Ho.
Pappu: Jab 12th Main acche Marks Aane Par Punishment Nilta Hai, To Engineering Collage Main Jaana Padta hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain.
Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)