Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 631 views
Similar Jokes
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Achy Dost b kabi kabi museebat ban jaty hain
-----------------
Ake din main ghar bote dair se pahuncha
DAD: "Kahan Tha Tu????"
...
Me: "Friend ke ghar per tha.."
DAD called 10 of my friends in front of me
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle..... yahin par tha....."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi just nikla he hai.....ah ra ho ga"
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai uncle, Padh Raha hai... Phone
Du Kya????"
AUR EK NE TO HADD HE KAR DI.......
.
.
Bola: "Haan papa bolo kya hua... koi kaam hai?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Marriage tip :
When you want to get your Wife's Attention :
"just look Comfortable
and Happy...!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replied, “Show me.” So the woman poked her ankle and screamed of pain. Then she poked her knee and yelled OW. She poked her forehead and screamed again. She was about to continue when the doctor said, “That’s enough, let me think this over.” He thought for about a minute and said “I think I know what your problem is. You broke your finger.”
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
A sardar was giving with hot water to his hen,
A man asked him that why you are doing this?
sardar replies that now hen will give me boiled eggs
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
wife: bas karo kitna karoge? raat se kar rahe ho.
thaky nahi abhi tak?
husband: raat se kar raha hoon to kiya hua
aaj to main pora din karonga.
SMS itne saste jo hogaye hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha Dukandar Se:
Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai?
Dukandar: G Han.
Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...
1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady 2 Doctor:
Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gya
Doctor: I Dont Know Hindi
Plz Talk In English
Lady: My Londda Gironda From Hero Honda
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)