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khana gobar jaisa

Husbend: ye kesa khana banaya hai tum ny bikul gober jaisa . . . . .
Wife: Toba hai !!! is admi ny tu har cheez chakhi hoi hai

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)
Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz

Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar Ali Bahar Nikla
To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.

Ali: Khan G Kia Hua.

Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai

Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai

Pathan: Log Kehtay Hain K Pathano Ka Dimagh Nahi Hota Jab K Hamara Bhai Dimagh K Cancer Se Mara Hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan To His CHICKENS

Pathan To His CHICKENS:
"Agar Tum Sub Ne Kal 5, 5 Anday Nahi Diye Tou Tum Sub Ka ZULFIKAR MIRZA Se Wo Haal Karwaun Ga Jo Abhi MQM Ka Ho Raha Hai!!"

Next Day, He Sees That All Of The Chickens Have Given 5, 5 Eggs But 1 Chicken Has Just Given 1 Egg. He Goes To The Chicken And Asks 'Why?'. The Chicken Replies:

"KHAN SAHIB, Yeh Aik Anda Bhi MIRZA BHAI Ke Darr Se Diya Hai! Warna Main Tou Murgha Hun"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya

Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya

Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya

Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?

Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai

Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek mandir tha

Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the
Imran hashmi gaya
Imran gayab

salman khan
gaya
salman gayab

veena malik gai

Bhagwan gayeb:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sacha waqiya....

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)
47 Saal Ka SALMAN KHAN

47 Saal Ka SALMAN KHAN Ladki Dekhney Gya,

Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gai, Hossh Aaya,

Karan Pucha Tho Boli…..

25 Saal Pahle Yeh Mujhe Bhi Dekhney Aaya Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal Fir ek Ladki

Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi,

Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi,

Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use

Bhookhi 2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha Gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj Dua Qubool Ho Hi Gayi

Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.

Jabki Dusre Pinjre Mein Ek Tota Pooja Aur Dusra Tota Namaz Padh Raha Tha.

Malik Ne Socha: “Kitne Nek Tote Hain, Inke Pinjre Mein Toti Safe Rahegi”

Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.

To Pooja Karne Wala Tota Namaz Padhne Wale Tote Se Bola

Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pinjra

Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.
Jabki Dusre Pinjre Mein Ek Tota Pooja Aur Dusra Tota Namaz Padh Raha Tha.

Malik Ne Socha: “Kitne Nek Tote Hain, Inke Pinjre Mein Toti Safe Rahegi”

Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.

To Pooja Karne Wala Tota Namaz Padhne Wale Tote Se Bola

Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
joke

Qyamt ki 10 Nishani
=Zardari Emandari Krega

=Altaf Karachi Aye ga

=Musharaf P Muqdma HoGa

=Sheri Rhman Prda Kre Gi

=Ch Shujat ko bolna ayga

=S.Rasheed k Shadi ho Jaygi

=Imran khan Ko Sadarat Mly gi

=Qazi Husen Dhrna Chor DeGa

=Nawaz Sharif SUCH bole ga

=Mulana Fazlurehman Pant Shrt pehnEga

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte

Girl Friend Aur Boy Friend Resurant Mein Khana Khane Gaye.

Unhone Waiter Ko Order Diya Aur Waiter Ne Khana Table Par Lagaya.

Ladki Ne Jaldi Se Khana Khana Shuru Kar Diya,

Boy Friend Bola: “Suno Jara”
Girl Friend: “Chup Raho, Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte”
Khane Ke Baad
Girl Friend: “Ab Bolo”

Boy Friend: “Teri Plate Mein Cockroch Tha, Le Aur Ban Heroine“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Doctor Log Film Banate To Title Kya Hota?

Agar Doctor Log Film Banate To Title Kya Hota?

1. Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam

2. Kaho Na Bukhar Hai.

3. T.B No.1.

4. Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

5. Kal Patient Ho Na Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai?

Ek Shahar Ki Ladki Ki Shaadi Gaon Mein Ho Jati Hai,

Subah Jab Wo Pest Karne Lagti Hai To Usaka Devar Usse Pest Mangta Hai,

Wo Pest De Deti Hai Aur Devar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jata Hai, Phir Doobara Mangta Hai Aur Phir Kha Jata Hai,

Ladaki Gusse Mein Aakar Devar Ko Chanta Maar Deti Hai, Devar Rote Hue Bhabhi Ki Shikayat Apne Bhai Se Karta Hai,
Bhai Apni Patni Se Chanta Marne Ka Karan Puchhta Hai To Patni Kahti Hai,

Patni: “Main Baar-Baar Inhe Pest Deti Thi Aur Ye Har Baar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jate The Isliye Mujhe Gussa Aa Gaya”

Patni Ki Baat Sunkar Pati Apne Chhote Bhai Ke Ek Chaanta Marta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Koi Ungli Par Rakh Ke Khane Ki Cheez Hai Khana Tha To Roti Par Rakh Kar Khata.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aurto Ka Idea

American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya”

German: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Ghar Ki Safai
Tum Karoge, 2nd Day Wo Chup Raha, 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha”

Santa Ki Biwi: “Maine Pappu Ke Papa Ko Kaha Ke Aaj Se Kapde Tum Dhoya Karoge, Apne Sab Kaam Khud Karoge, Agle Din Mujhe Kuch Nazar Na Aaya,

Dusare Din Bhi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya, Teesre Din Aankh Ki Soojan Utari To Kuch Nazar Aaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)