ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.

by Hader Maher (few years ago!) / 551 views

Banta broke a bank

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Yaar
Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ek Pakistani Poultry farm

Ek Pakistani Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Maalik: Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai ?

Jawab mila.

Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aqal ki had

jang may pathan nay bullet proof jacket ki jaga
machar dani pahan rakhi thee ....kisi nay pocha kio
g pathan bola jis may say machar nahy guzar sakta
goli kaisy guzary ga ,,,,,,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kal Raat Chand

BOYFRIEND to its GIRL FRIEND

"Kal Raat
Chand Bilkul
Aap Jaisa Tha,
Meri Jaan.. Bilkul..

Wohi khubsurti,
wohi noor,
wohi Guroor,"

Girfriend:lakin kal to amavasaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)