Kal Fir ek Ladki
Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi,
Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi,
Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use
Bhookhi 2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha Gayi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1270 views
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