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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aaj Light Khana

Aaj Light Khana
Santa standing below a tubelight with an open mouth
WHY??

Coz his doctor advised him, "Pet me dard hai to aaj light khana"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dulhan

Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
khana pakana a gaya

BiVi: Shadi K Shuru Mai Jb Main Khana Paka K Lati thi AP Ziada Muje Khilate or Khud Kum Khate Pr Ab Aisa kion Nahi Krtey ?

Shahor: Kion keh Ab Tmhe Khana Pakana Aa Gya hai;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
husband biwi se phone per

Husband biwi se Phone par: "Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se): "Zeher"

Husband: kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
formate memorycard

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dekhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,
Delete Videos Delete Pictures Delete Private Folders Delete Numbers Delete All Messages Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Format Memory Card, Yeh Lo...

Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaiy Hain. Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha Thanks../"

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
mqm jelsa

Wife to Husband: Aap aaj khana paka rahe hain ya nahi?

Husband: Nahi na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.

Wife: Ok main MQM office main Phone ker ke bol deti hun, ke main jalsay main nahi aa rahi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi

Husband: Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Gul khan ki maa

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan:
Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Phtan in Fruit

Aik pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha piaz le lo piaz.

Ek admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan: Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Commen Sence

Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta para hua tha

Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.

Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua hai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bahir Ki chez

1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.

1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?

pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Phatan ki shadi

Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bahar Ka Mat Khana

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
angoron per makhian

1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.

2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.

Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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