47 Saal Ka SALMAN KHAN

47 Saal Ka SALMAN KHAN Ladki Dekhney Gya,

Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gai, Hossh Aaya,

Karan Pucha Tho Boli…..

25 Saal Pahle Yeh Mujhe Bhi Dekhney Aaya Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 998 views
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