khana gobar jaisa

Husbend: ye kesa khana banaya hai tum ny bikul gober jaisa . . . . .
Wife: Toba hai !!! is admi ny tu har cheez chakhi hoi hai

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!) / 679 views
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