Ye Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai?
Ek Shahar Ki Ladki Ki Shaadi Gaon Mein Ho Jati Hai,
Subah Jab Wo Pest Karne Lagti Hai To Usaka Devar Usse Pest Mangta Hai,
Wo Pest De Deti Hai Aur Devar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jata Hai, Phir Doobara Mangta Hai Aur Phir Kha Jata Hai,
Ladaki Gusse Mein Aakar Devar Ko Chanta Maar Deti Hai, Devar Rote Hue Bhabhi Ki Shikayat Apne Bhai Se Karta Hai,
Bhai Apni Patni Se Chanta Marne Ka Karan Puchhta Hai To Patni Kahti Hai,
Patni: “Main Baar-Baar Inhe Pest Deti Thi Aur Ye Har Baar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jate The Isliye Mujhe Gussa Aa Gaya”
Patni Ki Baat Sunkar Pati Apne Chhote Bhai Ke Ek Chaanta Marta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Koi Ungli Par Rakh Ke Khane Ki Cheez Hai Khana Tha To Roti Par Rakh Kar Khata.”
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