Pathan To His CHICKENS:
"Agar Tum Sub Ne Kal 5, 5 Anday Nahi Diye Tou Tum Sub Ka ZULFIKAR MIRZA Se Wo Haal Karwaun Ga Jo Abhi MQM Ka Ho Raha Hai!!"

Next Day, He Sees That All Of The Chickens Have Given 5, 5 Eggs But 1 Chicken Has Just Given 1 Egg. He Goes To The Chicken And Asks 'Why?'. The Chicken Replies:

"KHAN SAHIB, Yeh Aik Anda Bhi MIRZA BHAI Ke Darr Se Diya Hai! Warna Main Tou Murgha Hun"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1182 views

Aap Sab Ko AIDS Kyon Batate Ho?

BETA:
Pitaji, Aapko Cancer Hua Hai
Fir Aap Sab Ko AIDS Kyon Batate Ho?

BAAP: Taki Mere Jaane Ke Baad
Teri Maa Ko Koi Hath Na Lagaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1980

1980-bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
wo jobada bangala hai wo
2014-xcuse me yaha enginir sahab ka ghar konsa
hai?
abey kisi b ghar me ghus ja

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?

Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon raha hai?

Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

CID- amit tumhara bhai hai kya

CID- amit tumhara bhai hai kya??

GIRL - haan, amit mera bhai hai
DAYA -kya sach main amit tumhara bhai hai???
GIRL - haan, amit mera bhai hai
....Abhijeet - ek minute, amit tumhara BHAI HAI???
Girl- Ji Haan, Amit mera bhai hai

ACP after thinking for a minute..
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ACP -oh.......my god iska matlab tum amit ki behen ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Begum tumhari gerdan

Husband: Begum tumhari gerdan pr ajeeb si cheez hai. . .

Jisay daikh kr khouf aata hai . . .

Begum(dar k): Wo kya?..

Husband: Tumhara Munh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)