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Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ka Apni Girlfriend Se Tang Aakar Uspar Likha Gaya Ek Sher

Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Par Hua, To Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi,

Ek To Jhella Nahi Jata, Dusra Aa Gaya To Kya Halat Hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Akhir Ye Julam Kab Tak Chalega

Bete Ne Rote Hue Apne Baap Se Puchha: “Papa Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho, Waise Dadaji Bhi Aapko Marte The Kya?”

Baap: “Haan Beta, Bilkul”

Beta: “To Ye Khandani Haramipana Kab Tak Chalega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hotel Wale Akhir Kyu Lootte Hai Humko

Santa Ek Din Shahar Ke Top Class Hotel Mein Khana Khane Gaya

Thodi Der Baad Jab Uska Order Aya To Usne Order Dekh Ke Waiter Ko Awaj Mari Aur Gusse Se Bola

Santa: “Waiterrrrrrrr, Chiken Biryani Mein Chiken Hi Nahi Hai?”

Waiter Bhi Sardar Ji The Bole: “Sahab, Gulab Jamun Mein Kaun Sa Gulab Aur Jaamun Hota Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap To Antaryami Ho

Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.

Jyotish: “Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?”

Santa: “Ji Maharaj”

Jyotish: “Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?”

Santa: “Ji Maharaj”

Jyotish: “Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?”

Santa: “Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho”

Jyotish: “Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hadd Hai, Abhi Tak Samajh Nahi Aayi

Ek Ladka Rishta Mangne Apni Girl Friend Ke Ghar Gaya Taki Unki Ab Jaladi Hi Shaadi Ho Jaye,

Lekin Waha Ladki Ke Baap Ne Ladke Ko Bahut Mara Utha-Utha Ke Patka,

Maar Khane Ke Baad Ladka Utha Aur Bola: “To Main Inkaar Samajhu?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!


Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Soch Le Bad Mein Pachtayiyo Na

Pappu Ne Ek Nayi Nayi Ladki Fasai Aur Usko Date Pe Restaurant Mein Le Gaya.
Khana Khane Ke Baad Pappu Us Ladki Ko Bola.

Pappu: “Darling, I Love U”
Girl: “I Don’t”

Boy: “Think Again”
Girl: “No, I Don’t”

Boy: “Waiter, Bill Alag-Alag Lana”

Girl: “Arrey, I Love You Kah To Rahi Hun, Tum Bhi Na Majak Ka Bhi Bura Maan Jate Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ya Allah Kiska Accident Hua Hai?

Sadak Ke Bich Mein Accident Hua Pada Thha Aur Bahut Bidh Ikathi Thi

Khan Ji Ko Dekhne Ka Moka Nahi Mil Raha Tha

To Khan Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur Zor Se Chillaya,

Jiska Accident Hua Vo Mera Baap Hai

Dur Hato, Ye Mere Daddy Hai
Bhid Piche Hati, Jagha Bani To

Khan Ne Dekha Ki
Ek Gadha Mara Pada Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?

Jab Bhi Koi Bachha Paida Hota Hai To Sare Khandaan Wale Use Dekhne Aate Hai.

Bachhe Ka Baap Bete Ko God Mein Utha Ke Bolta Hai
“Mere Bete Ka Chehra To Mera Pe Gaya Hai”

Maan Pyar Se Dekh Kar Bolti Hai
“Iss Ki Aankhein Mere Pe Gayi Hai”

Bachhe Ke Mama Dekh Ke Bolta Hai
“Is Ke Haath Paon To Bilkul Mere Par Gaye Hai”

Chacha Bhi Dekhta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
“Arey Iski Muskurahat To Bilkul Mere Jaisi Hai”

Phir Jab Wohi Bachha Bada Ho Kar Ladkiyaan Chedta Hai To Sare Khandan Wale Kehte Hai
“Pata Nahi Ye Kameena Kispe Gaya Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?

Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,

Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”

Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paisa Itna Diya Aur Kamra Itna Chota

Ek Baar Ek Khan Hotel Mein Room Book Karwa Raha Hota Hai,

Aur Receptionist Waiter Ko Khan Ke Kamare Tak Pahunchane Ke Liye Kehti Hai, Waiter Khan Ko Le Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.

Waiter: “Chalo Ander”

Khan: “Oye Hum Is Kamre Mein Nahi Rahga, Humko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Paisa Itna Diya Or Kamra Itna Chota Sa”

Waiter: “Abe Gadhe Ki Aulad, Andar To Chal Ye Lift Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police Wale Bhi Jeene Nahi Dete

Highway Par Police Ne Khan Ko Pakad Liya Aur Pucha.

Police: “Aap 180 Ki Speed Se Kyu Ja Rahe Ho?”

Khan: “Sir, Aap Logo Bhi Kamal Karte Ho Khud Hi To Board Pe Likha Hai – Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe Koi Aap Ka Intzaar Kar Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Halwayi Apni Mithayi Khud Nahi Khata

Santa Ka Dost Banta Usski Mithayi Ki Dukan Per Jata Hai, To Santa Ko Puchhta Hai.

Banta: “Teri Dukan Pe Mitthai Hai Tera Dil Mithayi Khane Ko Nahi Karta?”

Santa: “Karta Toh Buhut Hai Yaar, Par Papa Marenge Isliye Jo Jo Pasand Hoti Hai, Unhe Khali Chaat-Chaat Kar Wapas Rakh Deta Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Le Pakad Aur Aish Kar

Ek Baar Bhikhari Bikh Mangte Hue Santa Ke Ghar Jata Hai Or Kehta Hai

Bhikhari: “Aapke Padosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke Khana Khilaya Hai, Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?”

Santa: “Yeh Le Hajmola Ki Goli Aur Apna Khana Pacha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mobile Ke Sath Esa To Na Karo

Ek Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Mein Dafna Raha Tha.

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha

Aadmi: “Khan Sahab, Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Pathan: “Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha Hai Ke Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)