American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya”

German: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Ghar Ki Safai
Tum Karoge, 2nd Day Wo Chup Raha, 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha”

Santa Ki Biwi: “Maine Pappu Ke Papa Ko Kaha Ke Aaj Se Kapde Tum Dhoya Karoge, Apne Sab Kaam Khud Karoge, Agle Din Mujhe Kuch Nazar Na Aaya,

Dusare Din Bhi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya, Teesre Din Aankh Ki Soojan Utari To Kuch Nazar Aaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views

Kon Bane ga Karor Pati

Kon Banai ga Karor Pati?
Pathan: Me.
Q: what is your father name?

Options:
A.Dilawer
B.Changez
c.Feroz
d.Sultan

Pthan: Life line 50/50.

A. Dilawer
c. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote,

75% Dilwer
25% Feroze

Pathan: my last line phone a friend.

Kis ko call karen gai?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawer ko.........!

by Raju (few years ago!)

Bewa khud ba khud ho jaegi

70 year old man: dil karta hai shadi kar lon
dost:kar lo.
Old man:kisi bewa se.
Dost:kanwari se kar lo bewa ho jae gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan ki b.v

Pathan:parso meri bivi kunwe me gir gai bahot chot lagi chila rahi thi
friend :ab kaisi hai?

Pathan :ab theak hai kal se kunwe se awaz nai aai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pati daaru pi kar

Pati daaru pi kar apni patni se kehta hai,

Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo

Ki mere kadam zameen par na tike...

Patni ne kaha kaho to faasi pe chada du.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek aadmi tha vo jaa raha tha

Ek aadmi tha vo jaa raha tha t b usse ek chirag mila ussne chrag ko ragda usme se jinn bahar aaya or bola -3 var deta maang le jo b.

Uss aadmi ne kaha-(1).bahut sara paisa!!

(2).ek bahut bda bangla(mahel).
(3).hamko uskaaaa...........
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.chaukidaar banao!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)