Aurto Ka Idea
American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya”
German: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Ghar Ki Safai
Tum Karoge, 2nd Day Wo Chup Raha, 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha”
Santa Ki Biwi: “Maine Pappu Ke Papa Ko Kaha Ke Aaj Se Kapde Tum Dhoya Karoge, Apne Sab Kaam Khud Karoge, Agle Din Mujhe Kuch Nazar Na Aaya,
Dusare Din Bhi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya, Teesre Din Aankh Ki Soojan Utari To Kuch Nazar Aaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 734 views
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A Teenager is...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
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A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
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An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”
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Ek Memon Doctor K Pass Gaya Or Bola
K Ghar Ja Kar Mareez Check Karnay K Kitnay
Paisay Lo Gay?
Doctor:
Rs.300
Memon:
Chalain Doctor!
Doctor Ghar Pohanchay To Doctor Ne Pocha
K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Memon:
Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Sala Taxi Wala
500 Maang Raha Tha!
Or Aap 300 Main Lay Aaye…!
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