Search Results for 'Khan'

Phatan in bus

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aap To Antaryami Ho Maharaj

Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.

Jyotish: Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?

Santa: Ji Maharaj

Jyotish: Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?

Santa: ji Maharaj

Jyotish: Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?

Santa: Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho

Jyotish: Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What If Doctors Make Films

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. Kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aam Ka Ped Main Apple

Funny Man ik ped pe chada. Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya hai?

Funny Man: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Funny Man: Pata hai, Apple saath laaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhook Ya Ladki

Profesor ne 1 ladke ke liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Aur kaha ki in dono main se koi ek cheez le lo.

Ladka foran cake ki tarf Lapka
Doosri bar cake badal ke roti rakhito Ladka Roti ko Lapka..

Yun bar bar food item badalne per ladka her bar khane ki taraf bhaga.

Prof: Bas sabit hua ke bhookh hi sabse badi cheez hai.

Piche se 1 student bola:
"Sir ye is ki behan hai, 1 bar ladki bhi badal ke dekh lete?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Salman Khan Oneliner

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?

Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jail Ko Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hain

Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hain..?
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2 Friend said: Kyun ki jail me khane mein sirf
"Hawa-aur-Laat" hi milti hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bahar Ka Mat Khana.

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko

Apne Ghar Khane Pe Bulata Hai.
Girlfriend Khana Khate Hue Boy-Friend Se Puchti Hai.

Girlfriend: “Ye Tumhara Kutta Mujhe Bahut Der Se Ghoor Kyu Raha Hai?”

Boyfriend: “Tum Jaldi-Jaldi Se Khaana Kha Lo, Wo Apni Plate Pehchan Gaya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ne Rote Hue Ek Din Arz Kiya.
Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,

Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,
Aye Doston,
Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To,

Mummy Boli: “Jao Beta Didi Ke Liye Paani Le Aao“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband wife ko English sikha raha

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
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Wife dopehar me husband se:"dinner lo Ji..
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
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Wife:"Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta:"Mom, Love marriage

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
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Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....

Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain.. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuruho gaye...

Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"

Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,

Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi..":D =))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ye Padhai nhi asan

Ye Padhai nhi asan, Bas Itna samaj Lijiye,,
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Hari mirch ki Kulfi hai aur choos k khani hai...:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Namaz Parhnay

Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Bilawal na pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?

Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)