Ek Pinjra
Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.
Jabki Dusre Pinjre Mein Ek Tota Pooja Aur Dusra Tota Namaz Padh Raha Tha.
Malik Ne Socha: “Kitne Nek Tote Hain, Inke Pinjre Mein Toti Safe Rahegi”
Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.
To Pooja Karne Wala Tota Namaz Padhne Wale Tote Se Bola
Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views
Similar Jokes
Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
3. By indian General in Siachin War:
“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.
We salute pathans.
Be united , We r all Pakistanis.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Us k Baazoo Thay,
Mere Kandhon Par,Or Wo Be-Naqaab Thii...,
Haaaayyyyyeee
Kya Guzri Raat, yaro.
Ghazab Ka Khuwab Thaa...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
GF-Me Tumre Leters K Stamp Tickts Ko KISS Krti Hu,Unhe Tumhre Lips Ne Chua Hoga
BF-Pr Me To Unhe Apne Kut.te Ki Naak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata Tha:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta: maa, aaj subhah jab mein papa ke sath bus mein aa raha tha to unhone ek aurat ke liye mujhse apni seat chodne ko kaha.
Maa: Beta, ye to achi baat hai bado ka samman karna chahiye
Beta: magar maa, mein to papa ki god mein baitha hua tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta: Abbu School Main Aik Bacha Mujhe “LONDE BAAZ” Bolta Ha.
Baap: Sar Phaar Day Salay Ka.
Beta: Nai Abbu.
Bara Chikna Bacha Ha. :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two friend gossips
1 Friend said : yaar Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte
hain..?
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2 Friend said: Kyun ki jail me khane mein sirf
"Hawa-aur-Laat" hi milti hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat”
Wife: honey! you say prayer before eating at home
Husband: That’s at home Sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cooks. :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jab Ghee Seedhi ungli se na niklay to.
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Chamcha Istemaal karo.
Har cheez main ungli karna achi baat nahi hai. ;-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)