Ek Pinjre Mein Kuch Tote Ek Toti Ko Chhed Rahe The.
Jabki Dusre Pinjre Mein Ek Tota Pooja Aur Dusra Tota Namaz Padh Raha Tha.

Malik Ne Socha: “Kitne Nek Tote Hain, Inke Pinjre Mein Toti Safe Rahegi”

Usne Toti Ko Nek Toton Ke Pinjre Mein Daal Diya.

To Pooja Karne Wala Tota Namaz Padhne Wale Tote Se Bola

Tota: “Utho Khan Sahab Dua Qubool Ho Gayi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views

Father: what do can you do for my daughter

Father: what do can you do for my daughter

Father: You are ignored
Boy: Y?

Father: I need someone who live for my daughter not who die and leave her alone

MORAL: Ziyada sahnpatti bi thek nhi hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

if you will try

girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Wakeel pathan se

Wakeel pathan se
Purane record ke mutabiq aik saal pehle tu Do shirt churane ke jurm mein pakre geye they Or aaj bhi do shirt churane ke jurm mein pakre geye ho Kia yeh such hai?

Pathan ne kaha: Haan yeh such hai laikin App batlaiye ke do shirt Aik saal se ziada kaise chal sakti hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Murge ka anda

Gabbar::o murgi tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha 1 kiun dia? Tujhe mujh se dar nai lagta?
Murga:dar ki waja se 1 anda dia hai waise me murga hun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ladka Bhola Tha Ya Bevkoof?

Ek Ladka-Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Bahut Chahte The, Ek Din Ladki Ladke Se Boli.

Ladki: “Meri Mummy Ko Tum Bahut Pasand Aaye”
Ladka Sharmate Hue Ladki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Kuch Bhi Ho, Main Shaadi Tumse Hi Karunga, Aunty Se Kahna Mujhe Bhool Jaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)