Search Results for 'Khan'

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan

Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan s.b Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai PATHAN:= O mera “KHUDA” Yeh Kiasa

Technology Hai, B.V Mera Hospital Me Hi Or Bacha Ghar peda Hua hy..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
EK PATHAN LARKI SE

EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.

LARKI WO KAISE:

PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,

BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori

Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.

bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.

Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;

khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;

KHAN: cycle ki. G Ö Khöcha!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ghusse Mai

Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya.

Dost: Woh Kaise?

Pathan: “Wo My Name Is Khan” Mai Pathan Ho Kar Bhi Larki Se Pyar Kiya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan boht deir se apni hasin

Pathan boht deir se apni hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha larki sharma k,

kya dekh rhe ho khan: hum soch rha tha k agar tm hmara ammi hota to hm b khobsurat hota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan UK Gia

Pathan UK Gia, Airport of Officer ny naam poocha,
Pathan “Umar Draz Khan”,
Officer “English mein btao

Pathan kuch der sochny k bad “Long Life Khan”

Peechay sardar khara tha
us ki bari aai, us say naam poocha to kehna laga

Beautiful Red Underwear
Officer, “What”?
Sardar,

Mera Naam hy “Sundar Laal Chadda”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta: papa papa!!

Beta: papa papa!!

Baap: Mene kitni bar kha hai khana khate waqt bolte nahi hain

Khana khatam hone ke baad..
Baap: Ha ab bolo kya khe rhe the?

Beta: Aapki khadi mein makkhi thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari: Amma thoda sa khana dena

Bhikari: Amma thoda sa khana dena
Amma: Abhi khana nahi bana hai

Bhikari: To banane ke baad miscall kar dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar hu khane ko kuch de dijiye.

Lady: hatte khatte to dikh rahe ho hath per bhi salamat hain phir kis baat se lachaar ho?

Bhikari: Ji apni aadat se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhigoge agar barish mein to

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa se uske pita ne pucha:

Santa se uske pita ne pucha: Tumhari class mein sabse mehnati student kon hai?

Santa: Sabse mehnati to mein hi hu.

Pita: wo kaise?
Santa: homework dikhane ke baad sare bache baith kar pdhai karte hain, tab mein akela hi pichli bench per khada rehta hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo konsa pehla Indian

Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo apne Career k pehle match MAIN hi captain bana aur 100 runs banae aur match ki akhri ball per 6 maar ker England se match jeet lia?

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WHO?

AAMIR KHAN
Movie "LAGAAN"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agr choty bachy k pait me kery

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen

to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den

jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran pkr len.

ZUBAIDA AAPA K DETECTIVE TOTKEY;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)