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Teacher Ne Class Mein Bholu Se Pucha

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bholu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”
Bholu: “Teacher, Scientific Reason Hai”Teacher: “Kaise”

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhak Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe

Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke KhAnA KhilaYa He.!
Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?

Santa:Yeh Lo HAjmola.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pagalkhane me

ek pagalkhane me -
doctor- ne ek pagal se pucha, cht se kyu latak raha hai
pagal- kyuki main ek bulb hoon!
doctor- phir jal kyu nahi raha?
pagal- ye India hai ! light gaye hui hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”

Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bar ek ladka samosa

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.

Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,

Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Motorway police

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

( -_-)

by Hina Tariq (few years ago!)
Ik accident hoya,

Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.

Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"

Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.

Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.

Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"

Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Old Man: Putar mere dand

Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.

Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa tube light de neech muh

Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si.

Kiyon...

Kiyon ki doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fakir To Santa

Fakir To Santa: Aapke padosi ne pet bhar k khana khilaya he, Aap b kuch khilao.

Santa: Yeh lo HAJMOLA..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Man ik ped pe chada

Funny Man ik ped pe chada. Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya hai?

Funny Man: Apple khane.

Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Funny Man: Pata hai, Apple saath laaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baji bhooka hoon,

Faqeer:

Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer:Baji number likh lo jab pak jay to misscall de dena,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

by Razzi (few years ago!)
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