Search Results for 'Biwi'

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey zaroqataar ro rahey they or marney waley sey shikayat ker rahey they

“Tum is dunya ko chor ker kyun chaley gyey? tumharey janey key baad meri dunya hi andher ho gyee.

Tum zinda hotey to mujhey yeh din kyun dekhney naseeb hotey? Yeh museebtein kyun sehna parteen?”

Qareeb ki qabar per kharey ek sahab ney un ka haal dekh ker hamdardi bharey lehjey mein poocha, kyun sahab, marney waley aap key qareebi dost ya rishtey daar they?

Pehley sahab boley, “Nahi, meri biwi key pehley shohar…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they

Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they. “Naik logon ko marney key baad sattar (70) hoorein milein gi”, molvi sahab bata rahey they, “or un mein naik biwian bhee shamil hon gi”

Bhai sahab sun ker itna naraz huey key uth ker masjid sey nikal gyey, “to phir marney ka kia faida…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
TUM BABY KO KIYA PILAATI HO?

SARDAR BIWI SE: TUM BABY KO KIYA PILAATI HO?
BIWI: DOODH AUR ORANGE JUICE SARDAR: OYE TOONE KABHI BATAAYA NAHIN ORANGE JUICE KIS SIDE SE AATA HAI.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai
jaldi se kitchen mein
gya
0r Beti k galay lag k rone lga
dheere se bola 1 Bande ka nashta kam banana.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar apne Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate

Ek Sardar apne Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.

Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun

PAPPU:
Papa G,
Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun Mai Kiya Farq Hai..?

Father:
Maa K Aansu Dil Par Asar Karte Hai

Aur
Biwi K Aansu Jaib Pe..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Men Will Be Man

Customer: I Need A Ladies Suit
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Shopkeeper:
Biwi K Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Acchawala Dikhau

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aik admi ki biwi

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?


Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book...

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai

Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:
Dear Sir,
Meri biwi beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai

Jab KUTTE ki maut aati hai na..
tab kutta mar jata hai...

Aur Jap Sardar Ko biwi Ki yad ati hai ko..

Sardar airhostes se- aapki shakal mere biwi se milti julti hai..

Air hostes ne jordar tamacha mara..

Sardar- kya baat hai charactr b milta julta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!

Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?

doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?
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santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi…
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doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete….
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santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
21 Ka Raaj

Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Sarkar Ne Vote Dene Ki Age 18 Aur Shaadi Ki Age 21 Kyun Rakhi Hai ?

Kyunki Sab Jaante Hain Desh Sambhalna Aasan Hai Biwi Ko Nahi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa ek Khush Khabri hai

Sardar on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.
Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?
Sardar: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.
Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?
Sardar: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)