Search Results for 'Biwi'

Same Blood Group

Doctor : App Ka Aur Aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?

Sardaar :Hoga Zarur Hoga
25 Saalse Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

Sardar:
Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena

Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?

Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujhe TALAAQ Chahiye

Santa : Judge Saab
Mujhe TALAAQ Chahiye
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki

Judge :
1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta
Aisi Biwi Nasib Walon Ko Milti He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Will U Marry Me

Girl Ask Sardarji:
“Will U Marry Me”
Sardar Ji Replied: No !!
Mai Shadi Sirf Apne Relatives Mai Kere Ga
Mama Ne Papa Se Ki Thi
Bhayya Ne Bhabhi Se Ki
Aur Mai Apni Biwi Se Karon Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Speed Itani Kyn Badha Di..?

Santa:O Banno Car Ki Speed Itani Kyn Badha Di..?

Biwi: Oji Car Ki Break Fail Ho Gayi Hai
Exident Ho Jaye Iske Pahale Ghar Pahunch Jaate Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Office Ja Rha Tha

SARDAR:
Office Ja Rha Tha.

Biwi Pyar Se Boli:
See U In The Evening.

SARDAR Gusse Se:
Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai,
Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.”:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek gora aadmi tha

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho

Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake…

Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai.

Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai, usse bulau?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai

Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya double..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar to Girlfriend

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

1 night bijli chali gae…

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar

Sardar :
Maa khush khabri hai.
Maa: Bool bata.
Sardar: maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya.
Maa: beeta huwa ya beeti.
Sardar: Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.

by Umair Rahim (few years ago!)
Pathaan

aik pathaan ki biwi ko pathaan par bohat pyaar ayaa

Wo boli aap lakhon main aik ho

pathaan ne aik zor se chapair mari aur bola baqi 999 kon hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi nahi kar sakta

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)