TUM BABY KO KIYA PILAATI HO?

SARDAR BIWI SE: TUM BABY KO KIYA PILAATI HO?
BIWI: DOODH AUR ORANGE JUICE SARDAR: OYE TOONE KABHI BATAAYA NAHIN ORANGE JUICE KIS SIDE SE AATA HAI.

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