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Ek Aadmi Mandir Mein

Ek Aadmi Mandir Mein Bhagwan Ke Samne Jakar Bola.
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li,
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di Hai
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To De Kar Bhool Gaya Kya…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Biwi Ka Operation

Preeto Ka Abhi Operation Hua Hi Tha Ki Doctor Preeto Ke Paas Ja Kar Bola.

Doctor: “I Am Sorry Operation Ke Waqt Rubber Ka Glove Aapke
Pet Mein Rah Gaya Hai, Dobara Operation Karna Hoga”
Doctor Ki Baat Sun Kar Santa Bola.

Santa: “Abey Pagal Hai Kya? Ye Le 20 Rupay, Naya Le Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maan-Baap Ka Kya Hai?

Santa Ki Kisi Wajah Se Fansi Ki Saza Hui Thi.

Jailer Ne Fansi Chadane Se Pahle Us Se Puchha
Jailer: “Faansi Se Pehle Kisi Se Milna Chahoge?”

Santa: “Haan, Biwi Se”
Jailer: “Kyun Maan-Baap Se Nahi Miloge?”

Santa: “Maan-Baap To Agla Janam Hote Hi Mil Jayenge, Biwi Ke Liye 21 Saal Wait Karna Padega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aurto Ka Idea

American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya”

German: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Ghar Ki Safai
Tum Karoge, 2nd Day Wo Chup Raha, 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha”

Santa Ki Biwi: “Maine Pappu Ke Papa Ko Kaha Ke Aaj Se Kapde Tum Dhoya Karoge, Apne Sab Kaam Khud Karoge, Agle Din Mujhe Kuch Nazar Na Aaya,

Dusare Din Bhi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya, Teesre Din Aankh Ki Soojan Utari To Kuch Nazar Aaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paise Kaise Bachaye, Santa Se Sikhe

Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behes Ho Rahi Thi.

Banta: “Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon Par Akela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye”

Santa: “Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Mene Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sachha Dost Hi Dost Ka Hamdard Hota Hai

Ek Admi Jo Ki Abhi Jawan Hi Tha Accident Ki Wajah Se Mar Gaya, Uski Bahut Hi Sunder Biwi Thi.
Jis Din Uska Antim Sanskar Tha To Us Admi Ka Ek Tharki Dost Uski Biwi Ke Pas Pahuncha Aur Bola

Dost: “Kya Main Suresh Ki Jagah Le Sakta Hoon?”
Biwi: “Haan Kyu Nahi, Mujhe Koi Aitraz Nahi Par Qabristan Walon Se Puch Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aise Message Receive Nahi Karne Chahiye

Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Ek Din Santa Ko Bola

Preeto: “Oh Ji, Mere Mobile Mein Kisine, I Love You Ka Message Bheja Hai”

Santa Gusse Se: “Aise Message Receive Nahi Karne Chahiye, I Love You Too Likh Ke Wapas Bhej De Saale Ko“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"Kya Aapki 2 Biwian Hain?

1 Aadmi ki 1 Taang ki Haddi Toot Gae??Hospital Gaya To wahan Doosray Aadmi ki Dono Tangain Tooti Dekh kr Bola ??.?.?.?.?.?.??"Kya Aapki 2 Biwian Hain?

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
Shaq Bhari Nazro Se Kyu Dekhti Hai?

Office Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Secretary Ne Apne Boss Se Ek Din Puchha

Secretary: “Sir, Aap Ki Biwi Mujhe Itni Shak Bhari Nazron Se Kyun Dekhti Hai?”

Boss Ne Ek Lamba Saans Choda Aur Bola: “Kyunki Tumse Pahle Wo Meri Secretary Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi Ke Deewane To Bahut Hai

Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Ka Mobile Dekha Aur Bola

Santa: “Bhai Kya Baat Hai, Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade I Love You Ke Messages Aa Rahe Hai?”

Banta Khush Hote Hue Seena Tan Ke Bola: “Kuch Nahi Yaar, Aaj Biwi Ka Mobile Utha Ke Laya Hoon Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aakhir Biwi Chahti Kya Thi, Maarna Ya Bachana?

Car Se Takkar Hone Ki Wajah Se Ek Banda Behosh Ho Gaya
Patni Ne Fatafatt Doctor Ko Fon Milaya To Ek Kafi Bada

Doctor Mauke Pe Pahuncha
Marij Ko Check Karke Bola: “Ye To Mar Gaya Hai”

Itni Der Mein Marij Ko Bhi Hosh Aa Gaya Tha, Usne Ye Suna To Gabrate Hue Bola

Mareej: “Nahi Nahi, Main To Zinda Hun”

Ye Sunte Hi Marij Ki Biwi Use Boli: “Kuch To Soch Samjh Kar Bola Kijiye, Itne Bade Doctor Hai Jhooth Bolenge Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chamdi Chali Jaye Par Damdi Na Jaye

Kanjus Lala Muftimal Ko Bijli Ki Taar Choo Lene Ki Wajah Se Current Ka Jatka Laga.

Biwi Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Aap Theek To Ho Na?”

Kanjus: “Main Theek Hoon Tu Meter Dekh, Unit Kitne Badhe?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi Ki Shopping Pe Ungli Nahi Karni Chahiye

Patni Bazaar Se Shopping Karke Ghar Aayi, Pati Ne Dekha Aur Use Bola

Pati: “Arrey Ye Kya, Tum Ek Aur Suit Le Aayi? Abhi Parson Hi To…”

Biwi Chilla Kar Boli: “Kya Kaha? Kya Parso? Bolo… Kya Kaha Tumne? Kya Parso, Parso Kya, Bolo Jaldi Batao, Kya Parso?”

Pati Ghabrate Hue: “Kuch Nahi, Main To Bas Ye Keh Raha Tha Ki Parso Bhi Ek Hi Suit Layi Thi, Aaj To Do Le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khushkismat Hai Tu Dost

Do Purane Dost Kafi Time Baad Achanak Raste Mein Mile,

Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.

Ek Ne Pucha: “Kaisi Hai Tumahari Biwi?”

Dusre Ne Khush Ho Kar Bataya: “Meri Biwi Ka Kya Kehna Yaar, Wo To Swarg Ki Apsara Hai”
Pehla Udaas Hokar Bola: “Khush Kismat Hai Bhai, Meri To Abhi tak Jinda Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati Ke Liye Best Ilaaz

Pati Ke Kafi Jyada Beemar Hone Ki Wajah Se Biwi Usko Shahar Ke Top Doctor Ke Pass Le Kar Gayi

Doctor Ne Checkup Karne Ke Baad Patni Ko Kuch Goliya Di Aur Bola

Doctor: “Aapke Pati Ko Aaram Ki Jaroorat Hai, Ye Lijiye Nind Ki Goliya”

Aurat: “Ye Main Unhe Kab Kab Doon?”

Doctor: “Ye Unko Nahi Aapko Leni Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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