Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they
Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they. “Naik logon ko marney key baad sattar (70) hoorein milein gi”, molvi sahab bata rahey they, “or un mein naik biwian bhee shamil hon gi”
Bhai sahab sun ker itna naraz huey key uth ker masjid sey nikal gyey, “to phir marney ka kia faida…”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 993 views
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