Ek sahab masjid mein bethey waaz sun rahey they. “Naik logon ko marney key baad sattar (70) hoorein milein gi”, molvi sahab bata rahey they, “or un mein naik biwian bhee shamil hon gi”

Bhai sahab sun ker itna naraz huey key uth ker masjid sey nikal gyey, “to phir marney ka kia faida…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 878 views

Chand punch gae

Raat ko 2 sharabion ne talab me chand ka aqas dekha
1st:ye kia hai?
2nd:aby ye chand hai.
1st:chal ghar wapas chalen ,hum mazak mazak me chand pe punch gae

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tum Kha Kar So Jana..

Husband Wife Mai Larai Hui
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gaya

Husband: Raat Ko Fone Pay Khanay Mai Kia Hai

Wife:Zehar
Husband:Mai Dair Se Aoonga
Tum Kha Kar So Jana..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjoos baap k bete ne

Kanjoos baap k bete ne
kha:"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise
de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:"Meri GF pregnant hai
75,000 mang rahi hai.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki
kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am
pregnant!"
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Kanjoos ne usko gale se
Lagaya Aurkaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise leneki baari hamari hai"..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nani (to a kid)

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
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Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? .
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. . Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :@ :P :D....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)