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Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai

Ramdas Dukhi Hokar Apne Dost Shyamdas Ke Ghar Jata Hai Aur Shyamdas Se Bolta Hai.

Ramdas: "Yaar, Mujhe Apni Biwi Se Talak Chahiye"

Shyamdas: "Lekin Kyu Akhir Aisa Kya Hua?"

Ramdas: "Wo 6 Mahine Se Baat Hi Nahi Kar Rahi"

Shyamdas: "Ek Baar Phir Soch Lo, Aisi Biwi Sirf Kismat Walo Ko Milti Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sub-editor

Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di:

“BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”

Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?

Pathan: Sir mene khabar ko asan alfaz mein likha hai.

Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?

Pathan: “MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA”!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Kaha Jaati Hai

Pati Ghar Aate Hi Kalpata Hua Biwi Se Bola

Pati: “Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi?”
Patni Hairani Se: “Kyun, Ab Kya Hua?”

Pati: “Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The, Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush To Ho Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar sache dil se

Teacher:
Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!

Student:
Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kya Se Kya Ho Gaya

Pehle Wo Meri Girlfriend Thi, Main Bolta Tha Aur Wo Sunti Thi,

Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani Aur
Wo Bolti Thi Aur Main Sunta Tha,

Ab Wo Meri Biwi Hai Ham Dono Bolte Hain Aur Poora Mohalla Sunta Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dosto Se Kuch Bhi Chupana Galat Hai

Santa Bhaagta Hua Ghar Aaya Aur Hanfte Hue Apni Biwi Se Bola

Santa: “Ghar Ka Saara Keemati Samaan Chhupa Do, Mere Kuch
Dost Party Karne Aa Rahe Hain”
Preeto Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Kyun Aapke Dost Chura Lenge Kya?”Santa: “Nahi Pehchaan Lenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Power of wife

Power Of Wife.:-P:-P
Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum 1 or suit ly aai?
Abi parso hi to..
Bv chilla kar boli:
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Bolo kya kaha tum ne?
Ruk kyn gaye ?
Kya parso,
parso kya,
bolo jaldi!
Jaldi bolo na,
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: Kuch nahi, main bus ye keh rha
tha k parso b ek hi suit lai thi pagli,
aaj to 2 ly aati.;)

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
ek kala husband

Ek Kaala husband Apni biwi
se bola
“Mera bacha pyara hona chahiye.”
Biwi:”Dekho ji choice is yours…..
Payara chaiye,ya hamara chahiye..?

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
dost ki bivi

Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutny taik k Myre
Pass ae the
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ny Ghutny taik k keya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k

BED k Nechy sy nikal ao kuch
nae kaho ge

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.


Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Hai Na Dunya Gol

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Swarg Jaisa Narak

Yamraj--Tumne Paap aur Punya dono kiye hai, Isliye Swarg Jaisa Narak milega.

Man--Wo Kaise?
Yam--Agle Janam me Shadi to hogi Lekin wahi Purani Biwi ke saath

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kahi dekha hai

A fool looks in miror & thinks: Isko kahi dekha hai!
After a while he remembers: Yeh toh wahi kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album mein meri biwi ke saath khada hai!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Marriage Certificate

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha

.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai

Aik sardar ne apne boss ko sms kia keh wo bemar hai

boss replys"\’jab main bemar tha to main ne apni biwi ko kiss kia tha to main theek ho gia tha tum b try karo\’

2 hours later sardar boss ko dobara sms karta hai keh \’your wife was very sweet\’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)