Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun
PAPPU:
Papa G,
Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun Mai Kiya Farq Hai..?
Father:
Maa K Aansu Dil Par Asar Karte Hai
Aur
Biwi K Aansu Jaib Pe..
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