Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:
Dear Sir,
Meri biwi beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 868 views

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kah

Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha
.
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga, main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega,

Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha...!
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!

Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai aur appchup-
chap sun rahe hai.!!

.
TTE :- Main ye soch raha hun ki,
.
Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar diya hai Woh kitni galiyan de raha hoga..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Asked:

R U Suffering From Fever?

Khan Sahb: No, From Karachi &
Going 2 Peshawar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mareez Nurse Se Paani Pilao

Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilao.

Nurse: Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai..?

Mareez Ghussay Se:

Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai

Leak To Nahi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Murga Aur Murgi

1 Murga - Murgi Ki Love Story-:
Murga:- I Love U Jaan

Murgi:- Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho? Murga:- Kuch Bhi

Murgi:- Chalo fir 1 Anda De k Dikhao!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College Writing

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.

"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said.

"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation."

The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway a writer, also?"

"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)