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Biwi neend me zorse

Biwi neend me zorse
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye

SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad

Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??

Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??

Santa : 3 mahine baad.

Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??

Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Biwi se jhagra solve hua kya??

Banta: Biwi se jhagra solve hua
kya??
Santa: Ghutnoo pe chal ke ayi thi
mere pass
Banta: kya boli??
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Santa: Boli bed ke neeche se nikal
aa
Ab nahi marungi :D :P ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar


Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Biwi aur shohar

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by Aaliya Umer (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar apne Marriage

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?

Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kya moh-maya hai!!

kya moh-maya hai!!

Apna baccha roye to dil me dard hota he aur dusre ka roye to sir me..

Apni biwi roye to sir me dard hota heaur dusre ki roye to dil me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband Biwi Se

Husband Biwi Se:
Pani Pila Do ...
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):
"Nahi"Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin se"LEAK"to Nahi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jailor: Faansi pe latakne se

Jailor: Faansi pe latakne se pahle koi aakhri
khwaish…?

Santa: Biwi se milna hai…

Jailor: Biwi se hi kyun, Mama papa se kyun nahi…?

Santa: Saale agle janam me.. Mama Papa to Janm lete hi mil jayenge, par Biwi to 25 saal baad milegi na….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tm tu khete they

Biwi : Tm tu khete they shadi k
Bad b mujh se pyar kro gay?
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Husband: mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se
H ho gi…………………..D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aadmi Hi Aadmi Ka Sachha Dost Hota Hai

Ek Aadmi Kapde Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.

Aadmi: “Mujhe Ek Lady Suit Dikha Do”

Dukandaar: “Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhaun?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: TumNe Shaadi Se Pehle

Wife: TumNe Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari 2 Biwiya aur
Hain?

Husband: Bataya To Tha Ki Main Tumhe

'Mallika' Aur 'Shehzadi' Ki Tarah
Rakhunga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
S0lve the case?

S0lve the case?

Ek admi ka qatal hua sunday 7-jan-2007 aftern0on us ki biwi ne p0lice ko bulaya
p0lice sb se sawal puchne lagi

Wife: sir me so0o rahi thi jis waqt qatal hua
C0ok: mai khana paka raha tha
Gardener: mai pst offce gya hua tha
N0kr: mai gao gya hua tha
Children : ham khelne gaye the
par0si: ham shadi me gaye huye the

P0lice ne f0ran qatil ko arrest kar lia reply
k0n hai qatil With reason answer
esi me hai g0r se parhiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phaasi se pehle kisse miloge?

Jailer: Phaasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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