Oye, maar gayay yaar.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 636 views
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