Search Results for 'Biwi'

Doctor. tumhari sehat buhat khrab hai

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor
donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tumhari life

Jyotish:Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy" Oh yess... What a life!"
Jyotish: Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Love after Marriage

Biwi apne shohar se: Tum tau kehtay thay k shadi k baad bhi mujhe bht pyaar karogay...
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Shohar: Tau mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se hi ho jayegi :D :D :D
HAHAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Shehzadi

Biwi aur shohar market ja rhy thay, tau aik faqeer ne kaha....
"shehzadi paanch rupy de dy, andha hon"

shohar: dy do tmhen shehzadi keh rha hai, zaroor andha hoga..
:D :D
hahahha

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Shadi nahi ker sakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sehat buhat khrab hai

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.
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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor
donga.
Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
14 larkian

Jyotish:Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy" Oh yess... What a life!"
Jyotish: Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ghar se hamesha hansi ki awaz ati hai

BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati
Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo
Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biwi ko gud main utha lia

Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko
god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ami bhi mazak karti hain

Shohar: tmhari ami ki Mazak ki adat khatam nhi huwi na??

Biwi: q kia keh diya ami ne??/
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Shohar: aaj mujh se pochtein rhe thei k mere bêti se shadi kar k khush tau ho na???
:D
:D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Gf. chand kahan hai?

GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur
1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai?
Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k
baitha hai.:-|

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biwi suder hoti hai

Lalu: Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki "MURKH KI BIWI
BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI.
Rabadi: "Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif k
alawa kauno kaam nahi hai!..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Challak Miyan Biwi

Pathan:: Light nhi hai tau kambakht pankha hi chala do...

Biwi:: Aakhir pathan hi ho na, aqal tau hai hi nhi...
pankha chala diya tau mom-batti bhuj jayegi, pher andhery ma kia karogy.. :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Funny

Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Shoher. main tang a gaya hun

Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera
Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)