apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?
doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?
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santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi…
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doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete….
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santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 542 views
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