Search Results for 'Biwi'

Yar meri biwi pani se

Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Banta: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai
bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab

L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai
L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai
Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bitha Kar Pati Ke Marne Ke
Faide Batate Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biwi Ke Liya Kya Kya Nahi Karna Padta

Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police
Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.
Police Inspector: “Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar
Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”
Chor: “Sir, Chori To Maine
Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Patni Ke Liye Ek Dress
Churakar Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf
Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
WATCHMAN

Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Be izati...

be-izzati
or biwi
ek jaisi hoti hein..
achi tab hi lagti hay, jb doosray ki ho. :-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
APRIL FOOL

Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL Manaya? Pathan:
Haan Dost: Kis K Sath?
Pathan: Biwi K Sath, Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia Jab
Wo Pareshan Hui To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
"True FacT"

"True FacT"

Duniya Ke Best
"MAA"
To Har
BETAY Ke Pass Hoti Hai.

Lekin

Duniya Ke Best
'BIWI'
Pata Nahi

PAROSI Ke Pass Hi Q Hoti Hai...!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa: Ye bata aurten

Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada
kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-
bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni
maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne
sasural rahne chala jata hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed

Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho
jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 night bijli chali gae…

1 night bijli chali gae…
SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir sardaron wali baat… pankha
chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shohar Biwi se

Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi
parso hi to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: Kya kaha ?!!
Kya parso?
...
Bolo ...
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi !!
Batao kya parso ?!
Shohar: Kuch nai, main bas ye keh rha tha k parso
bhi ek hi suit layi thi,
aaj 2 le aati

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Suna hai ke tumari biwitumari puja karti hai.

Hindi Man to Funny Punjabi: Suna hai ke tumari biwi
tumari puja karti hai.
Funny Punjabi: Hanji, vo jo bhi khana mere aage
rakhti hai, vo jala ke hi rakhti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Drama Daknay Wala Khud Mar Gaya



Star Plus Serials:
1st Episode:1 Larka or Larki Miltay Hay.
.
78th Episode:Dosti ho JAti ha.
.
124th Episode:
Larka Kya tum Mujsa Shadi Karogi?
.
310th Episode:
Larki:I am Married.
.
540th Episode:
Larki Ka Shohar Mar Gya.
.
570 Episode:
Larka ki Shadi ho gai.
.
630th Episode:
2no Phir Milay Purani Mohabbat zinda Hui.

700th Episode:Larki na larky ki Biwi ko Marnay ki Khosish ki.
.
800th Episode:
Drama Daknay Wala Khud Mar Gaya.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n

Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY. :(
.
.
Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dost ke bewafai

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke

“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”

Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay

Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!

Matlabi saala……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)