Maa ek Khush Khabri hai

Sardar on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.
Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?
Sardar: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.
Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?
Sardar: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.

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