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Reply to granny

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:

Dear Grandmother,

I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday.

With love, Mike

by (few years ago!)
Wife to husband

Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "

Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by (few years ago!)
Bush got rescued

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help.

It was President Bush.

President Bush was drowning, and the three boys rescued him.

President Bush thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so President Bush gave him the money.

The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so President Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, President Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."

The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

by (few years ago!)
Sorry For Eating The Peanuts

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

by (few years ago!)
A Sudden Change Of Mind

My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.

Yours always and truly,

P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

by (few years ago!)