Search Results for 'dear'

SHADI SE PEHLE

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife called Her Husband.

Wife called Her Husband..!!!

Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Latter from husband

Latter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife
 Dear Sweetheart: 
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart 

Your husband 

Allen 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
two womans

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders."I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible.""I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months.""You must tell me what you did.""I went to a faith healer.""But I've tried that. My husband and Iwent to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A Student wrote a letter

A Student wrote a letter to is father from hostel: dear Dad...! No Money, No Fun Your son! His Father Replied: Dear Son! So Sad, Very bad. Your Dad! 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
wife called her husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Interview

Pathan Goes for Interview.

Manager to pathan
"Where is Abu Dabi?"

Pathan"
"Jis Qabrastan main Hamara Ami Dabi,
wahin thora door per Abu dabi:



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A Student wrote a letter to is father from hostel:
dear Dad...!
No Money, No Fun
Your son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very bad.
Your Dad!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
“Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

Writer of a new stage drama invited Bernard Shaw on the premier.

Bernard Shaw kept sleeping during the entire play. When the play finished, the writer woke him up and said, “I wanted to take your opinion about the play, but you spent the entire time sleeping”

Bernard Shaw replied: “Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai

Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:
Dear Sir,
Meri biwi beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
husband with google

A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
1 child wrote letter 2 Shiv g

1 child wrote letter 2 Shiv g
Dear Shiv
plz mujhe 1 cycle de do
mujhe isaki bhut jrurat h
7 din me cycle n milane par wo mandir gya
or Ganesh ji ki murti utha laya or Shiv g ko letter likha
MR SHIV
Aapka beta mere kabje me h agr apna beta chahiye to kal 12PM mandir k piche cycle le k aa jana

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
After a quarrel, a husband said

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,You know, I was a fool when I married you.

She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didnt notice.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy Friend On Phone

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
doctor says

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
At Age 3 We Start Study With

At Age 3 We Start Study With Tears & At Age 23 We Finish Study With Tears…
1st Tears are Due to Fear of New Place & 2nd are Due to Missing Dears

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)