Search Results for 'dear'

Bank

A Girlfriend Calls her Boyfriend

GF : Honey where are you ?

BF : I'm at the bank.

GF : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

BF : Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank"
of a river ..
Do you want fish ??"

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
Wife: m not feeling well

Wife: m not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking
to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Secretary

The beautiful personal secretary came angrily out of boss cabin… One of her friend asked what happened dear…..

Secretary: Boss asked, are you free tonight ?? I said for you I am always free…..and that stupid gave me some pages to type !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend Ke Liye Ek Joke

Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ko SMS Kerti Hai.

Girlfriend: “Please Send Me Some Good Jokes”

Pappu: “Main Padh Raha Hoon”

Girlfriend: “Oh Sorry Dear Continue Your Studies”

Pappu: “Darling Yehi To Joke Thha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dear Kanjoos Customer

Dear Kanjoos Customer U have Subscribed Kanjoosi Packge. Successfully U can Enjoy saving of msgs.

your SubscrptionKanjoosi is valid untill Allah give U taufeeq to send me sms. Thanks for using kanjoosi packge.

“Kanjoos”

TUM HE TO HO

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laloo and Rabri apply

Laloo and Rabri apply for divorce.

Judge: You have 9 children, how will you divide them equally.

Laloo thinks for a moment and tells Rabri: Dear, let's move home, we will apply for divorce after 9 months

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Kid calls the Help Desk

A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Blonde Wife

Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se

Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se gussa the aur apas me baatcheet nahi kar rahe the.

Laloo ko subha kahi jana tha. Voh Rabri ke bed ke pas ik note rakh deta hai: "Humko kal subhe paanch baje utha dena."

Agle din Laloo ki neend subhe 8 baje khulti hai. Uske talbe par note likha hota hai: Dear Husband Paanch baje gaye hai, uth jao!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Honey

Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?

Husband: No dear.

Wife: I'm sure you would.

Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.

Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Husband: Ya, I guess so.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.

Husband: No, she is taller than you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
at the bank

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
GIRL-dear,sunday

GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..

BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??

GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DAD:dear son

DAD:dear son,why your sister sitting so silent SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik. No chip chip no chik chik

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
jab aap chashma utaarte

Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.

Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse

Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai,
luv Letter me kya Likhu
Circuit
Simple Bhai,Likhne ka
DEAR SISTER
I LOV U
MUNNA BHAI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)