Search Results for 'agar'

Tum Kisi Per Aitbar Kero

Tum Kisi Per Aitbar Kero Ya Na Kero,

Lekin Itna Yaad Rakhna K,

Agar Koi Tum Per Aitbar Kery To Wo Na Tooty..!

by Pak101.com (last year!)
2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui

2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui..

1st Pathan:
Agar Tu Ny Apny Baap Ka
Doodh Piya hai To Mujhy
Maar Ker Dikha..

2nd Pathan: Oye Khochaa,
Baap ka Doodh Nahi Hota Hai..

1st Pathan: Hota Hai..
Hum Ny Kal Dukan Per Ja Ker
Milk Pak Ka Dabba Uthaya To
Dukandaar Ny Kaha,
"Wapas Rakh, Tere Baap Ka Doodh Hai.??" ;-p :-D

by Pak101.com (last year!)
Math Ki Language

Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
.
Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??

Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..


Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
,
Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (last year!)
Meeday Ki Maa

Ustad Ji Bachon Ko English Sikha Rahy Thy..

Ustad Ji: Meeday Tum Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Meeda: Pata Nai Ustad Ji.

Ustad Ji: Ye "M" Hai, Is Se Maa Ata Hai
Jese Tumhari Maa..

Ab Ustad Ji Ny Sheeday Ko "W" Dikha Ker Pucha:
Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Sheeda Ghor Se Dekhtay Huwe:
Ustad Ji Lagti To Ye Meeday Ki Maa Hai,
Magar Sar K Bal Khari Hui Hai..

by Pak101.com (last year!)
Khamoshi Ka Matlab

Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko
Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.??

.

Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den.

Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To
Yaad Rakhen,
Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)

by Pak101.com (last year!)
Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar

Pathan: Murree Ja Raha Hun,
Rasty Me Bivi Ko Khaai Me Gira Dunga.

Sardar: Phir To Tu Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar..
Usay Bhi Gira Dena.

Pathan: Yara Agar Tum Bura Na Many To
Usay Wapsi Me Gira Dun..?? :-) :-D

by Pak101.com (last year!)
Colgate se Daant Saaf

Colgate se Daant Saaf
Colgate se Daant Saaf krne ka,

Pepsodent se Mazboot krne ka,

Babul se Fresh krne ka..

Agar Phir bhi Safed nhi huye to,,
,
.
.
.
Bindas HARPIC Use krne ka..;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (last year!)
Khubsoorat Akhlaaq

Khubsoorat Akhlaaq
Hazaron Musibton
Se
Nijaat Dilata Hai,,

Magar,

Bivi Se Nahi..;-p

by lescol (few years ago!)
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,
Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha
Doctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)

by lescol (few years ago!)
djuu6

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

.
.
Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Maa

Pathan : Bachpan me agar Maa ki baat

suni hoti to Aaj ye Din nahi dekhna parta.


Judge : Kiya kehti thi Maa?


Pathan : Jab baat hi nahi suni to

kese bataun?...:-0

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
mom batti lga ke..

Question: Agar Duniya mein Bejli Na Hoti Tu Hum TV Kaise Deikhte . . Pathan: Mom Batti Jala K…

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
khamoshi

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad Poli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Sardar

Aik doctor apne dost se:
?yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:?tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?
2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)