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Math Ki Language

Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
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Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??

Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..


Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
,
Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Meeday Ki Maa

Ustad Ji Bachon Ko English Sikha Rahy Thy..

Ustad Ji: Meeday Tum Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Meeda: Pata Nai Ustad Ji.

Ustad Ji: Ye "M" Hai, Is Se Maa Ata Hai
Jese Tumhari Maa..

Ab Ustad Ji Ny Sheeday Ko "W" Dikha Ker Pucha:
Batao Ye Kiya Hai??

Sheeda Ghor Se Dekhtay Huwe:
Ustad Ji Lagti To Ye Meeday Ki Maa Hai,
Magar Sar K Bal Khari Hui Hai..

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Dispossible

Actor Meera Apna Result Card Dekh Ker:

"Oh Me Fail Ho Gai,
Wo Bhi English Me.
Dispossible."...;-p

by lescol (last year!)
UNMARRIED

Wife: Suntay Ho Jii,,
Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty Hen??
?

?

?

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Husband: UNMARRIED....;-p

by lescol (last year!)
khub mazay kia karay ge

1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

by lescol (last year!)
Eglish dekho

Punjabi woman talking in english to a docter:my kaka is ill ek week na eat da na sleep da bus weep da te cheek da nale nak vi leek da

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
pregnant :p

Pathan ka interview tha..


Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;-(

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan


Pathan England mein khana khane gaya or bhool gaya k murghi ko english mein kia kehty hain

waiter: "What do u want to have?"

Pathan: "Mother of eggs plz"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . . Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey. . . . Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek ladka ladki ko

Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya
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Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ?
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Ladki sharmate hue-
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SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Student

Teacher Students Se:
"MY BEST TEACHER" Par mazmoon likho
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Thori dair baad ek student ne uth kar Pucha:
"Sir ganjay ko English mai kia kahty hain?"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
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Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1 Sardar ko America mai Police ne rook lia, owr Investigation shuro kar li
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Sardar ko English nahi athi thi, eslie tu ne LEAVE APPLICATION suna dia
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Police ne esy Pagal Samaj kar chor dia
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Sardar ki Bewi: Sardar Jee tussi tay great O!
Sardar: O ae tay kuch vi nahi, haly te mai THIRSTY CROW nahi sunayi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Pehla Zaheen Sardar
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Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)