A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 646 views

1 larka pathan se

1 larka pathan se: Mai agar chahun to saray Pathano ko Jannat
se nikaal kar Jahanum main la sakta hun.

Pathan: Kis tarah yaara?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ?

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Higher Studies

Pathan Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying..
When A Person Askied
What He Was Doing..

He Replied:
Oye! Higher Studies Yaar…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 bar santa USA Gya

1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa gya.... :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor ki shadi

Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye
k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy
Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi
Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy
Or
Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö
Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi
or
kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets di jäi
Mehmänö kö chäi yä Cöld Drinks ki jägä Glücöse wäter ÖRS Diyä jäi
Dülhäy k gäle mn här ki jägä Stethøscøpe lätkäyä jäi
Ør Mäza tu jb aye
Dr nikah k bad bole
Next..! ;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)