Search Results for 'dear'

A doctor says to his patient

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko Shaadi Se Pehle
Love Letter Likha:
Dear Kasturba I Love You,Tumhare Bapu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy kissed her girlfriend

Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in
a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be
after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already
married.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A management student

A management student hugged a girl..
girl surprised: what is this?
Boy replied: direct marketing dear.
*girl slapped the boy*
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer’s feed back!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wapda Laya Naya Package

Dear Customr,

Ab”WAPDA”
Laya Naya Packeg.

“5 Ka 55?

Yani her ghnta 5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.

Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.

3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne!se jannat mein jane k ziada amkanat.

4-Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shamuliat.

Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai

“WAPDA” or awaam ki GAALIAN hamesha ka sath” :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Application by Child

Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(
Nahi Aaunga :’(

Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
SHADI SE PEHLE

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
wife to husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Funny



SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD -

Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Difference between personal and secret

Boy-Whats is d Difference between Personal &
Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
& Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
New bride

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife and husband

Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming
home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Reply to granny...

The following is supposedly a true story. To be
included, besides being true, the story is most
likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It
would serve me right if you forgot mine next
Tuesday.
With love, Mike

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife called her husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife : Honey,where are you?

Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish??? xP=P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)