Search Results for 'pappu'

Math Ki Language

Pappu: Sir English Ke Teacher
English Me Baat Kerty Hen Aur
Urdu Ke Teacher Urdu Me..
.
Magar Aap Math Ke Teacher
Ho Ker Urdu Me Baat Q Kerty Hen.??

Teacher: Ziyada 3,5 Mat Ker Aur
9,2,11 Ho Ja. Warna
6 Ke 36 Nazar Aaen Gy Aur
32 Ke 32 Bahar Aa Jaen Gy..


Pappu: Sir Aap To
Urdu Me Hi Baat Karen,,
,
Math To Zaleel Ker K Rakh Deti Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
Ijazat

Teacher:
Tum Baghair Ijazat Class Me Q Aaye??

Pappu:
Sir' Me Ijazat Leny Hi To Andar Aya Hun.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few months ago!)
2+2=5

Teacher: 2 Aur 2 Kitny Hoty Hen??

Pappu: 2 Aur 2, 5 Hoty hen.

Teacher: Wo Kese??

Pappu: Ghalti Se...:-)

by lescol (last year!)
Warzish kia karo sehat k lye

Docter; achi sehat k lye roz warzish karo.
Pappu;hum roz cricket or footbal khelte hain
Docter;kab tak

Pappu;jb tak mobile ki battery low na ho jae

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
I love you!

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Focus Hard

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
I am finished with my girlfriend

Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend.
Bunty: But why?
Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tourch sacreen wala hai kia

Pappu:ye bakra kitne rupee wala hai?
Admi:38000 rupee wala hai

pappu:hairan ho k kia ye tourch screen hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Choohe maar dawai

Pappu:choohe marne wali dawai to dena.

Dokandar:ghar le k jani hai

pappu:aur kia choohe pakar kar yahan le aaon

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Marne do salon ko.

Teacher:ap ka dost aur ap ki girlfriend doob rahe hain to ap kis ko bachao ge.
Pappu:doone do donon ko sale akale kia kar rahe the.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Fm radio hi le lo

Girl:mujhe aik aisa husband chahye jo achi baten kare hansi mazak kare aur mujhe gane bi sunae
pappu:tu husband choro aur fm radio le lo

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Aqal manun ki nishani

Pappu:miss gandhh g k sar pe baal kiun nai thay?

Miss:ye akalmand logon ki nishani hoti hai
pappu:tab hi larkiaon k itne lambe baal hote hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Nurse vs patient

Nurse:your name?
Patient:pappu
nurse:age?
Patint:25 year
nurse:married
patint:no,no,its car accident

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Shirt mujh se jal gai.

Bv:ap ki blue shirt mujh se jal gai
pappu:mere pas waisi ek aur shirt hai
wife:pata hai , me ne us me se kapra kat k pehlay wali me laga dia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sub sun rahe hain

Pappu:hello radio station


r.s:g pappu

pappu :meri awaz sub sun rahe hain


r.s:g bilkul

pappu:meri behan bi

r.s:g

pappu:asma jaldi motor chala me toilet me hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)