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Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Kuch log kunwe ko pak karne k liye Molvi k pas gaye

Molvi ny kaha k 200 baalti pani nikalo pak ho jaiega,

Magr kuch din bad pani se smell aane lagi log dusre molvi k pas gaye usne 400 baalti nikalne ko kaha

Magr same result

Phir log teesre Molvi k pass gaye usne kaha pehle kutta to nikalo Jahilo!

Moral:

Dear Pakistaniyo humein B pehle "KUTTA" nikalna hoga! Phir pakistan say pani niklay ga...

Smjh to gaye ho gy ap

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Letter from husband

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart

Your husband

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of jhatka

Height of jhatka :
“A boy after spending great time with GF,

Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he ur X BF?

GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb

Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb

si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.

Wife:Wo kiya?

Husband:
Tumhara ‘moun’…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dhoni son: ather is hitting

Dhoni son: ather is hitting many sixes mom,Dhoni wife: dear that is not match it is thumpsup advertisement yaar.hahaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko Shaadi Se Pehle Love Letter Likha:

Dear Kasturba I Love You,Tumhare Bapu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY- I LOVE YOU DEAR will u marry me?

BOY- I LOVE YOU DEAR will u marry me??
GIRL- ye to purana hai koi naya style ???







BOY -Apni LAASH ko aag lagane ka MOUKA mere Bete ko degi kya?????????

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se gussa the

Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se gussa the aur apas me baatcheet nahi kar rahe the.

Laloo ko subha kahi jana tha. Voh Rabri ke bed ke pas ik note rakh deta hai: "Humko kal subhe paanch baje utha dena."

Agle din Laloo ki neend subhe 8 baje khulti hai. Uske talbe par note likha hota hai: Dear Husband Paanch baje gaye hai, uth jao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After a quarrel, a wife

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

you Know, i was a fool when i got married with you.

The husband replied, “yes, dear,
but i was in love And didn’t notice.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy kissed her girlfriend

Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in a public place

Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already married.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Student:Sir the satan is gone

Student:Sir the satan is gone in the Ramadan Month.
Teacher:YEs.

Student:then why people do bad deeds in that month.

Teacher: dear satan gives homework of vocations.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A management student hugged a girl..

A management student hugged a girl..

girl surprised: what is this?
Boy replied: direct marketing dear.

*girl slapped the boy*

Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer’s feed back!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After a quarrel a wife

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“you Know, i was a fool when i got married with you.”
” The husband replied, “yes, dear,
but i was in love And didn’t notice

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)